Welcome one and all!
You now find your self reading the ultimate guide to becoming a terrible student!
I, J.H. Brannen have conducted extensive research on what it is to be a student: social and cultural aspects, biological and physical developments and most importantly, how students become successful. Armed with this knowledge I present to you my guide to becoming the worst student you can possibly be!
Now you may be asking yourself, why would I want to be a terrible student? I can understand why you might be saying that, but let me assure you, there are some very good reasons.
Realistically, students are quite probably the lowest ranking class in Western social structures - somewhere under babies and house plants. Students are forced to pay exorbitant prices to fat-cat schools, live a subsistence lifestyle (not to mention poverty) and slave away for redundant qualifications! Not to mention they are encouraged to accrue massive debts and are then expected to somehow thrive along with the rest of society! Essentially being a student, is being a second class citizen. No longer prized like children, not yet valued as an adult. So why would you want to be a student?
Becoming a terrible student says a lot about you as an individual: you've chosen not to become one of the pack. By determinedly being a bad pupil, you are showing your faculty and peers that you are independent, free thinking, self-motivated and true to your own values - a real sign of integrity. So, come on black sheep! Let's be something different!
Starting January 20th, I shall post tips daily and hopefully as the blog continues, you, my dear reader, shall become a more and more terrible student.
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