Tuesday, January 19, 2010

#1. Set Your Own Schedule

They say, 'half the battle is just showing up'. But really, who’s paying who here? Shouldn’t you be able to choose when you’re taught? If you feel the need to take a mental health day, you do so! More over, if you feel that your Humanities 101, Introductory Latin or Art for Economic Studies course is not worth your time, don’t give it any!

However, if you deem a class worth attending, be sure to allow an appropriate amount of time to pass before arriving in the classroom, usually fifteen minutes to half an hour. Make sure you communicate to the instructor that you have granted them your attention for the time being. Usually a loud cough, sneeze, banging the door on your way in or even a cheerful greeting will work. If directly acknowledging your instructor requires too much effort, get acknowledged in another way like sporting a brightly coloured and elaborate hairdo, or large amounts of perfume or cologne. Using excessively little amounts of perfume or cologne may also warrant a similar effect. These tactics will also grab the attention of your peers and will probably make you some friends.

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