Nothing grabs a teacher's attention like a low cut school sweater or a tight pair of jeans. Be sure to catch the eye of every teacher you have, lest the one you most need the grades from gets lazy. If they are all aware of their need to compete for your, your grades will get as high as their pensions.
For boys, be a gentleman. A female prof, regardless of age, background, etc, will always appreciate you complimenting her looks, holding doors and noticeably checking out her assets.
For girls, flirt like it was your job. Those dusty, vested and bearded professors are just as dry and uninteresting as they seem. Try to find a way to spice up the teacher-student relationship a bit and keep them wanting more.
By establishing a relationship of this nature with your teacher (where you have them drooling each time you pick up a book) not only will they know you on a first name basis and ensure a high participation mark, you'll also be able to get away with almost any academic mishap!
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